Totally drunk with a self made bald patch

This is a video I've made last Halloween. There was this totally drunk guy who shaved his head to create an old man's bald patch. If this weren't ridiculous enough he's also been wearing red shorts, a tank top and flip-flops with white tennis socks. It was freezing cold but he was so drunk that he didn't really care. Unfortunately the video is very dark, but he was so wretched that I need to share this here.

Is this the trashiest song ever?

Yes it is!

Please be aware that I'm not responsible for any damage that might be done to your ear-drum!

Joisey Shore 2

Look at this Joisey Shore bimbo. And tell me what is NOT wrong about this whole THING in the photo! How many trashy things can you find in this picture?

And here's another one. By the way... Is that guy a Gotti?

Let's go down the shore... JOISEY SHORE!

'Going down the shore' is the Joisey way of saying 'going to the beach'. Everyone in Nu Joisey is going down the shore, especially in summer when it's hot and humid. New Joisey also known as the Garden State is the most commonly ripped star on the USA flag and always the victim of bad jokes and snide remarks. So as Nu Joisey is the joke of the US nation, also has a bad call abroad and people there are going down the shore it's obvious that the Joisey shore is the perfect location for filming a bunch of primates. At least that's what the people responsible for the program on TCFKAMTV (the channel formerly know as Music TeleVision) think, if they think at all these days. So they decided to torture the view viewers they have left with Jersey Shore - a 'Reality TV Show' that follows a bunch of bimbos and bimbettes doing trashy shit at the Joisey shore. If you thought it can't get worse and even more brainless and tasteless after you've seen The Real World, Laguna Beach, The Hills, The City, A Shot at Love, A double Shot at Love, The Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, 16 and Pregnant and It's Amore then let me tell you IT CAN GET WORSE!!! Joisey Shore first gives you the impression that you're watching a documentary of primates in their natural habitat. As the bimbos and bimbettes on Joisey Shore all have an extreme (shitty looking) tan you think why is MTV filming orang-utans and gorillas during their mating time? Then you see that the orang-utans and gorillas are dressed in very cheap looking polyester, trash hardy clothes and that some of them have really bad hair extensions and you realise MTV did not turn into Discovery Channel and you ask yourself if they're trying to create a show whose level is even further below the Jerry Springer Show. The answer is: YES THEY DO! So I recommend you press the OFF-button on your remote instead of watching these pieces of crap while they're f*cking, dancing, fighting and doing the other stuff that life without brain does. And if you feel the need of going down the shore of Nu Joisey yourself then I'd recommend Beach G on Sandy Hook. But be aware that you might encouter nude people there behind a certain point and they play beachvolleyball and are waiting in line at the hot dog stand - that's Joisey Shore at its best! And if you're afraid but still want to get some Nu Joisey then just watch The Sopranos...

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Want to deflower him?

Faux leather jackets paige duke

I detest faux leather jackets and lately I see people wearing them wherever I go.













They look just as cheap as they are and create a trashy overall impression. And many of them are made of materials that can cause cancer or other damage to your health. Mostly I see the style with rib-knit trim that you can get in every major retail chain store and its combined with skinny jeans on not-so-skinny girls with very short legs that are stuffed in white pointy boots. I just named this look the Hollywoodturk-Girlfriend-Überbitch-Look and will do an extra post about the complete thing soon. Well back to the faux leather jackets now. I know real leather often requires some $$$ but that doesn't justify buying faux leather jackets because they simply look bad! There are many good looking jackets made of fabric out there so there's no need to go for the faux leather shit. And if you're a vegetarian/vegan then tell me why you would want something that resembles dead animal skin????

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