So...Do you like Vintage Clothing?

You do? Then the Kelly Family might have something in their closet for you. If not then you can always take a potato sack, cut a hole in it and throw it on. Aside from their trash bag style the Kelly Family's music is also the epitome of trash for your ears. Which makes the Kellies ear and eye trash!

Shorts over Tights

Why do so many girls wear shorts over tights these days? Do they really think it looks good? Well then I need to tell them: NO, IT DOESN'T! It looks trashy, like you can't afford a pair of full length pants. Shorts have been invented to be worn on warm days. Tights as we all know them have been invented for women to wear under a skirt/dress when the weather is not really good. So you see: shorts = good weather and skirt/dress + tights = not so good weather. But what's the point in combining shorts with tights if you can wear a 'normal' pair of trousers? It neither looks very individual nor very cute, it's boring. If combined with leggings the look gets even worse and on most girls it looks like two trunks are sticking out of the shorts even if they're not fat. And I don't care if the shorts are made of denim or tweed or whatever, this look always sucks! Next time you consider wearing shorts over tights or leggings with ballet flats then also consider that everyone will secretly be laughing about you because in the ballet flats you have a strange walk which will be highlighted extremely with this combination. So please either wear your shorts with naked legs or your tights with a skirt or a dress. Please don't mix shorts and tights. And NEVER wear leggings!!!

Amber Rose

Amber Rose is the ex-girlfriend of superpussy Kanye West. She has no taste, no class, no style. I don't know why she gets invitations to fashion shows from so many designers. Who wants something like that sitting front row at a runway show? Same goes for Kanye West - he's either dressed like any other preppy boy from the Harvard rowing team or like a clown. I don't see what's supposed to be so great about his style, he looks like shit and that's not because of his skin colour. He might read this now as he's probably googling himself all the time but I don't care. Someone had to tell him that he looks like shit! Amber Rose probably just gets invited to all these fashion events because she was dancing on Kanye's pole. You can take the girl out of the strip club but you can't take the strip club out of the girl or how they say. You get what I mean: A stripper will always remain a stripper even if she stops dancing. Look at Amber Rose and you know what I'm talking about.

White (faux leather) boots

Most white boots can be described with only one word: TRASHY! If you're going for the whore look all you need to do is to put on a mini skirt and combine it with white faux leather boots. Even worn over pants white boots make a cheap slutty look and therefore can mostly be seen on cheap looking sluts with no manners and no class. It's the kind of shoe preferred by bitches with a very orange tan, muffin top and cheap hair extensions (often very blond mixed with black and sometimes a few pink hightlights) that like to f*ck Mediterranean guys with mullets. The hardcore ones like their white boots with buckles and extra thin stiletto heels in plastic. So if you don't want to be associated with something like that buy a pair of black leather boots!

Biker Shorts & Leggings

After the awful leggings trend that's been going on for too long already it was inevitable that the next awful relict of past times would be dug out by the fashion industry - the biker short. As if leggings weren't unflattering enough on most of the women wearing them the biker short is even worse. It adapts to every dimple on the thigh and makes almost every leg look like a short tree. I'm so sick of the leggings everywhere, especially of the ones with print and most girls in leggings are insulting my eyes because they don't have the physique to wear them. I'm certain that the biker short won't become as widely accepted but it's bad enough that it's presented to the public as a new cool trend. It's definitely not a cool trend - it should be forbidden to sell biker shorts in any shop that is not selling special cycling gear. Even though you might be blinded by the media right now and considering to get a pair please reconsider and do not support that trash! Go back to trousers and jeans! Well I'm sort of okay with jeggings and leggings that look more like very skinny pants if the person wearing it is slender enough for it. And of course you can wear biker shorts when you're participating at the Tour de France. But with all the doping scandals cycling is so yesterday anyway....

Joisey Shore 2

Look at this Joisey Shore bimbo. And tell me what is NOT wrong about this whole THING in the photo! How many trashy things can you find in this picture?

And here's another one. By the way... Is that guy a Gotti?

Let's go down the shore... JOISEY SHORE!

'Going down the shore' is the Joisey way of saying 'going to the beach'. Everyone in Nu Joisey is going down the shore, especially in summer when it's hot and humid. New Joisey also known as the Garden State is the most commonly ripped star on the USA flag and always the victim of bad jokes and snide remarks. So as Nu Joisey is the joke of the US nation, also has a bad call abroad and people there are going down the shore it's obvious that the Joisey shore is the perfect location for filming a bunch of primates. At least that's what the people responsible for the program on TCFKAMTV (the channel formerly know as Music TeleVision) think, if they think at all these days. So they decided to torture the view viewers they have left with Jersey Shore - a 'Reality TV Show' that follows a bunch of bimbos and bimbettes doing trashy shit at the Joisey shore. If you thought it can't get worse and even more brainless and tasteless after you've seen The Real World, Laguna Beach, The Hills, The City, A Shot at Love, A double Shot at Love, The Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, 16 and Pregnant and It's Amore then let me tell you IT CAN GET WORSE!!! Joisey Shore first gives you the impression that you're watching a documentary of primates in their natural habitat. As the bimbos and bimbettes on Joisey Shore all have an extreme (shitty looking) tan you think why is MTV filming orang-utans and gorillas during their mating time? Then you see that the orang-utans and gorillas are dressed in very cheap looking polyester, trash hardy clothes and that some of them have really bad hair extensions and you realise MTV did not turn into Discovery Channel and you ask yourself if they're trying to create a show whose level is even further below the Jerry Springer Show. The answer is: YES THEY DO! So I recommend you press the OFF-button on your remote instead of watching these pieces of crap while they're f*cking, dancing, fighting and doing the other stuff that life without brain does. And if you feel the need of going down the shore of Nu Joisey yourself then I'd recommend Beach G on Sandy Hook. But be aware that you might encouter nude people there behind a certain point and they play beachvolleyball and are waiting in line at the hot dog stand - that's Joisey Shore at its best! And if you're afraid but still want to get some Nu Joisey then just watch The Sopranos...

Faux leather jackets paige duke

I detest faux leather jackets and lately I see people wearing them wherever I go.













They look just as cheap as they are and create a trashy overall impression. And many of them are made of materials that can cause cancer or other damage to your health. Mostly I see the style with rib-knit trim that you can get in every major retail chain store and its combined with skinny jeans on not-so-skinny girls with very short legs that are stuffed in white pointy boots. I just named this look the Hollywoodturk-Girlfriend-Überbitch-Look and will do an extra post about the complete thing soon. Well back to the faux leather jackets now. I know real leather often requires some $$$ but that doesn't justify buying faux leather jackets because they simply look bad! There are many good looking jackets made of fabric out there so there's no need to go for the faux leather shit. And if you're a vegetarian/vegan then tell me why you would want something that resembles dead animal skin????