FUgg Boots

I don't care how comfy they are, how warm they are or how expensive they are! Ugg Boots, along with Crocs, are the ugliest shoes that have ever been created! When I see them with leggings tucked into them it makes me want to puke! The worst thing is that people are still wearing them even though the FUggs have been over 5 years ago (at the same moment they became big). Only because everyone is wearing them doesn't make them look any better! Putting clumps on your feet doesn't make a cool or sexy look, it makes you look like a clown. And walking like a lump isn't sexy either! So tell me: WHY ARE YOU WEARING UGG BOOTS???

GROOVE SHADES

Ray Ban is cool, Oakley is cool. But Groove Shades are defenetly not cool. Have you ever seen this silly "shades"? Absolut ugly. And only the fact, that mr. kanye west wear them, should not let you have the idea, to buy some of this supercool plastic "shades". They let you look like a f***ing clown. Did you recognized that? Take the money, and burn it, instead buying such crap. That makes defenetly more sense.

playboy magazine

Hey, i´m back. With one of my favorite topics: PLAYBOY ACCESOIRES AND "FASHION"... I love the playboy.



I like the girls inside, the centerfold and of curse the articles. YES, I read the articles. Belive it or not. But with the magazine there comes some bad side effects... The fashion, The jewelry... That would be not sooo bad, if only girls like kendra wilkinson, holly madison or bridget marquardt wear this stuff. They fit in this stuff. But the most girls, who wears it, are anything else then playmates. Or have you ever seen an 200 pound playmate? Me not. The other type are this kind of girls, who have a tramp-stamp above their asses... Bitches. That kind, that hang out with the hollywoodturks or the krochers (See first blog). Ok. Here is the most important thing, i have to say about this kind of clothing: Only the reason, that you wear it, dosen´t mean, that you are a playmate. It does not change you into one. I know, the truth is not always beautiful.
But there is something much worster than girls, that should not wear this stuff: Boys, who wear playboy stuff. Hey, are you a man or a pussy. It does not let you look harder, if you have a playboy bunny earrings, with unreal stones in it. Or a playboy belt buckle ore a superfancy playboy watch.
Ok, pussys see you soon

Wearing FAKES

How poor is that, when you buy fakes? There are two ways to buy desinger fashion: first one: You can afford that shit... Second one: You can not afford it. In this case, it is how it is. Is it so important, that you even buy fakes? Don´t you think, it is a bit cheap? Don´t you think, there is a reason, why the desinger take so much money for their shit? They put their heartblood in their collections. (I don´t mean Christian Audigier...)
And there are many reasons, why I would never buy such stuff:
Everyone will notice it, that it is a fake. They use silly designs (Dolce&Gabbana would never do an all-over-print with their name on a shirt)
The quality is so bad, put the clothing 3 times into the washer... after that, the only thing, you can do with your cool and cheap thing is, put it in your trash can.
Or put it your drier... After that, you can put it on your doll, because you have size zero in your shirt.
The last reason, even if i could afford me an original LV bag (Not for me, for my girlfriend as a present...) I would never buy one, cause every cool chick got a fake LV,... And everyone would think, that my girlfriends bag is a fake, too...
So far so good.

Juicy Couture

How can you call a tracksuit label Juicy COUTURE?? The bright coloured Juicy trash is further away from couture than polar bears from South Africa. Every suburban teen girl spending too much time at homogeneous shopping malls wears that shit and is proud of it. How can you be proud of trackpants with the word juicy in enormous letters stretched all over your butt? (Of course it's even worse when you see it on a fat butt....) Why would anyone want to walk around in overpriced trashy clothes that became famous because Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are wearing them???

Ed Hardy

Do you noticed the Tribal-Tattoo-T-Shirts? I was glad, that this "trend" was over. But this trend was replaced trough an other "trend"... You now, what im talking about... Ed Hardy.





It all started with super fancy caps with sparkling stones on it. Why do a man have to wear unreal diamonds on a cap. I think, it is very pussy-like. Please don´t misunderstand me. I love Tattoos. I got many collectet on my skin. But I don´t understand, that Don Ed Hardy sold his soul to the devil aka. Christian Audigier. He is calling himself a Desingner. But why? It is not a big thing, to print oldschool tattoo desings on simple T-Shirts? And there is NO reason, really no reason, to pay 120 bucks and more for an T-Shirt. FOR A SHIRT. Me, as a tattoo fanatic, would rather use the money for a real tattoo. But the most people, that wear Ed Hardy, even don´t have the nuts, to get a real tattoo. Why? Because it hurts, sucker.



And remember that, it is not cool in any way, even if the "stars" like Britney, Madonna or Ja Rule wear that shit. C´mon. Don´t you have an own style? And you don´t become a "star" only wearing that.
And why do this world need Ed Hardy Coffee, Ed Hardy sweets, Ed Hardy Drinks, Ed Hardy Toys... And the best thing, I saw: A Ed Hardy Smart (little german car). Do they think, it makes a uncool car cooler? If yes, her is the truth: It does not make it cooler. No. It just makes it more expensive.
Does anybody really knowes, who Ed Hardy really is? If not, i´m telling you: He is a Tattoo Artist. Not a desinger, what everybody thinks. He was born in 1945 in Iowa. He startet tattooing beside studying in the late sixties. He still runs a Tattoo Studio in San Francisco.

Celebrity clothing lines wallpapers

I'm so sick of so-called 'celebrities' starting their own clothing lines. What makes them think they are qualified for that? One outfit (chosen by a stylist!!!) on the best-dressed list?? Young designers are struggling to survive and these already overpaid people just print their names on some tacky stuff to earn even more money. On one hand they're supporting charity causes and on the other they let children in sweatshops produce their 'collections'. What's even worse about it is that people are stupid enough to buy that shit!
And... if you're a 'celeb' with no talent at all you just bring out a jewellry collection....

Harem pants wallpapers

Lately I've seen girls running around in harem pants everywhere. It's not cool to walk around and look like you just shat in your pants. The trousers look unfavourable unless you have the legs of a supermodel. Stumpy legs are so not sexy!! So please don't wear them if you're not A) a supermodel, B) from India or Arabia or C) an actress playing a 1001 nights princess!!!!!

Fauxhawks wallpaper images

Why would anyone want to look like this?

Over the last few years the Fauxhawk gained popularity in some European countries (most notably in Austria and Germany). It all started out with David Beckham who sported this (un)do first. Another famous representative of the fauxhawk is Portugese football player Christiano Ronaldo who's still wearing it. On the streets you can see this trashcut mainly on people who spent too much time on a tan bed and are wearing Ed Hardy clothes. They're usually showing up in groups and I think the one with the highest hair on top of the head is the leader of the gang aka the super-cock. In Austria they're called 'Krocha', in Germany 'Hollywoodturks'. All that the Austrian Krocha care for is party and all that the German Hollywoodturks care for is fighting. Their faces always show a certain stupidity and they're always trying to act quite tough. But they are not tough at all that's why they're wearing their tattoos on t-shirts and trucker hats!

If you look like this then go and seek some help!!!!!!!